Rupert wants his own ipad !

Hello Bonny. Thank you for inviting me to join your campaign against the ipad. I like to try to help my fellow dogs, and I know it’s annoying when you want a pat and your humans are too busy tapping away on an ipad, but I don’t think I can join this campaign. You see, I am trying to persuade Linda and David to buy me my own ipad — it’s very inconvenient having to share their computers (and I don’t want them knowing my password).

I need the ipad because — apart from writing my own blog (www.adoginfrance.blogspot.com) — I have joined the professional network LinkedIn. I have 66 Connections already, which is very nice and apparently they connect me to 691,201 other professionals. It’s good to be so popular and I need to keep in touch with everyone and give them my advice whenever it’s needed. I keep getting offered jobs in the aerospace industry in Toulouse, but I’m too busy to take one at the moment. Perhaps you should join LinkedIn too, Bonny. (I'll let you use my ipad when I get it.)

Love from Rupert

PS. Of course, I may change my mind after I get a chance to actually try an iPad. I'm not sure that small 'virtual' keyboard will fit my paws. David's  current over-sized keyboard works perfectly, but I'm just not sure about the iPad. If it turns out that I can't use it,  then I'll join your campaign.

Bonny says  What sort of dog are you? Too much time spent at dog parlours, enough  to addle any dogs mind. Bet you even smell nice, give me a manure behind the ears dog anytime. Come on you proper dogs and cats and even hamsters [ maybe not hamsters, on reflection] join the campaign  ''Pets against ipads''

Val says        Sorry Bonny was a bit rude Rupert I think she is taking her campaign seriously.

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